I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
