Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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