Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
should my penis look like a turkey
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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