You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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