Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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