I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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