Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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