i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
organizing the empties. That sober.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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