at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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