I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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