Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
worst night to have a conscience
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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