you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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