so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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