Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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