So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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