does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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