Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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