She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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