I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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