How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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