I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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