i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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