nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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