I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
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