How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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