We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
