Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I need water and some morals
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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