new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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