Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Randomize
