no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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