If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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