I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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