I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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