if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
