never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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