Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Randomize
