physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize