I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Actions speak louder than pants.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Holy sore nipples Batman
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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