your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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