I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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