thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Randomize
