have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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