a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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