Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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