Capitaan dildo arrescate!
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Everyone says I win the strip club
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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