trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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