I don't remember. Are we still dating?
there was a trapeze. enough said
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
worst night to have a conscience
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
