Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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