So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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