scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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