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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
