Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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