i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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